An Arab at the Airport...

+ Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
+ Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
+ No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
+ Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
+ But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
+ Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast