David Beckham

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"And that's good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

Little Boy

Little Boy: Hello?
Telemarketer: hello, is your mommy home?
Little Boy: No, she's busy.
Telemarketer: oookaaaayy, is your Dad home?
Little Boy: No, he's busy as well.

A little fed up with the kid the telemarketer replies...

Telemarketer: Okay, is there anyone else
Little Boy: yes, a fireman.
Telemarketer: A fireman! can i speak to him?
Little boy: no, he busy too.

completely and totally had it with the child the Telemarketer is fuming at the little boy

Telemarketer: Listen kid, why the heck are your mommy and daddy and the fireman busy?

the little boy pauses and thinks for minute and replies...

Little Boy : Looking for me

Flying Blonde

The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up

and moves to the first class section and sits down.



The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She

then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will

have to sit back in her seat.



The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and

I'm staying right here."



The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the

co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in

economy and won't move back to her seat.



The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she

only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston , and

I'm staying right here."



The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police

waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."



He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm

sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.



The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to

make her move without any fuss.

He replies, "I told her, `First class isn't going to Houston .'"